snapchatting:

in the alphabet, the letters n and o are next to each other forming the word “no”. i think that’s beautiful

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

smilingemoticon:

• all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
• sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
• all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
• your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
• always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

lonelywhiteasian:

my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

earthnation:

i bet if morgan freeman was born 200 years ago his last name would be a little different

i really hate when im listening to my ipod and i move my arm or something and then my headphones rip out of my ears like what the fuck i trusted you

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me